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Name: Daniel
Country: United States
State: California
Metro: Berkeley
Birthday: 5/17/1984
Gender: Male
Interests: Fishing for elusive, tasty members of the Superclass Osteichthyes and Chondricthyes.
Expertise: I'm a food snob and proud of it.
Occupation: Consultant
Industry: Other
Message: message me
Website: visit my website
AIM:  xgloflyx
Member Since:
4/7/2003
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| - Perform as many public acts of machismo, braggadocio, and boorish behavior as possible in locales where the womenfolk gather (ie mall, sporting events, park, swimming pool)
- Remind the womenfolk how much you pay for your stuff or how amazing it is that you own certain things
- Dress to impress because that's what's important
- The manner in which you treat those less fortunate than yourself is inversely proportional to how she believes you will treat her
- Leave hostile voicemails that tell the womenfolk what a catch you are with a deadline by which to return your call
- Don't let anyone tell you that "It's just a game". Your worth as a person is on the line when playing anything that has winners and losers
- In fact she does care how many HP your car has and that it's a rear-wheel drive with a LSD. Remind her of it by never doing 0-60 in more than 7 seconds.
- Learn to play any of the following songs poorly on the guitar:
- Your Body is a Wonderland
- Tears in Heaven
- More than Words
- Make fun of those either more or less of the following to prove that you are miraculously perfectly balanced:
- Intelligent
- Athletic
- Wealthy
Let me know how they work out for you.
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| These images below are paintings made by Korean Aritst Kim Ki-Chang. I'm not familiar with Korean art history, but something resonates with me at a deeper level. Yes of course Jesus was Jewish, but I think that's it's easy to forget and just believe that Jesus was Western European because so much of Church history and influences came from there.
These images put a bit of cultural contextualization for me I think. That it really is me, that pierces His side and nails Him to that cross. But also of hope, that Jesus came for all the nations and that all nations will be blessed through him.
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| http://www.boundlessline.org/2008/05/take-care-lest.html
My comments, @ 11, 14, 39, 40, 47, and counting...
Poster "John" annoys me.Too bad I can't insert this:
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| FoD - Fear of dogs
FoDW - Fear of deep water
FoSOSITD - Fear of stepping on snails in the dark
FoSYIMOTNBPWJYM - Fear of sharing your iTunes music on the network because people will judge your music tastes
FoAS - Fear of awkward silences
FoBOP - Fear of being on Punk'd
FoBTBOAPJ- Fear of being the butt of a practical joke
FoH - Fear of hugs
FoETLMOCF - Fear of eating the last morsel of communal food
FoBYP - Fear of becoming your parents
FoRTEBYKHNAFYA - Fear of responding to Evites because you know how non-committal and flaky you are
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| It had to go up sooner or later...
10) Ordering chicken breast
9) Too much wasabi in the soy sauce
8) Eating less than 2 plates of food at a buffet
7) Spouting Food Network nonsense
6) Refusing to eat something because of texture
5) Refusing to eat something because of color
4) Hating seafood
3) Describing haute cuisine with obtuse descriptors (ie "taste like hotdogs")
2) Insisting that you drink only "red" wines, or only "Napa Cabs"
1) Vegetarians, Vegans, and God forbid Fruitatarians
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